Wednesday, March 3, 2010

"Philosophy for Old Age" by George Carlin

Special thanks to DJGlee. I just had to share it with you.




To George's memory and we
OGR-ers fortunate to have shared times with this man; a genius of words, thoughts and humor. Whether we tuned in The Ed Sullivan Show, Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, Jack Parr and later Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show or Tony Orlando & Dawn, George made us laugh in the moment then stopped us dead in our tracks hours later when the real meaning of his comedic words hit home.

So combine the 10 Commandments and George’s “ Philosophy for Old Age” you can “be the best that you can be”.

1. Throw out nonsense numbers.
This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctor worry about them.
That’s why we pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.





3. Keep Learning.
Learn more about the computer,
Crafts, gardening, whatever….
Never let the brain idle.
An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.
And the devil’s name is ALZHEMERS.

4. Enjoy simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud.

Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen.
Endure, grieve and move on.
The only person who is with us
Our entire life is ourselves.
Be alive while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with whatever you love.
Whether its family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants
Hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health.
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don’t take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even
the next county, to a foreign country,
But not where guilt is.

10 Tell the people that you love them at every opportunity.









And Winnie’s thought for the day:
LIVE every moment to its fullest
Let God LAUGH at your plan and listen to His for you.
LOVE. Keep friends close, enemies closer and your guardian Angel, closest.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Valentine Trivia



1. Does the Date of Valentines Every change?
No
Yes
Maybe






2. Which Patron Saint is Valentines named after?
Saint Nick
Saint Valentine
Saint Aphrodite





3. What does the word Valentine mean?
Heart
Sweetheart
Love







4. How did sailors send messages to their loved ones while at sea in the old days?
Bottle
Sea Post
Carrier Pigeon







5. What fruit is also known as the "love apple"?
Tomato
Grape
Apple


6. Sailors often scratched or carved designs on bone, tusk or wood to give as a love token, this hobby was called?
Tatting
Whittling
Scrimshaw

7. What is the winged child shooting arrows at unsuspecting Valentines called?
Cupid
Cherub
Claude



8. What part of the body must Cupid's arrows hit to be effective?
Head
Heart
Rearend




9. What is the Greek word for Cupid, God of Love?
Eros
Venus
Zeus


10. Who are Shakesphere's "Star-crossed Lovers"?
King Tut and Cleopatra
Romeo and Juliet
Fred and Wilma


11. What type of bird symbolizes Valentine's Day?
Robin
Dove
Swan

12. What happens to someone struck by Cupid's arrow?
Lovesick
Headache
Measles



13. Do doves mate for life?
Yes
No
Maybe




14. According to English tradition - what happens "to the first man a woman sees on Valentine's Day?
Dies
Marry Him
Kiss Him







15. What flower is most commonly symbolic of Valentine's Day?
Lilly
Red Rose
Poinsettia

16. What color is the symbol of warmth and feeling?
Red
Orange
Yellow



17. What color is the symbol of purity and faith?
Blue
White
Pink




18. What date was the first recorded Valentine sent?
1838
1415
1972


19. Where do you "wear your heart" if you are quick to show your feelings?
Chest
Hand
Sleeve

20. What do you need to kiss to turn it into a Prince?
Gerbil
Frog
Snake




1. No
2. Saint Valentine
3. Sweetheart
4. Bottle
5. Tomato
6. Scrimshaw
7. Cupid
8. Heart
9. Eros
10. Romeo and Juliet
11. Dove
12. Lovesick
13. Yes
14. Marry Him
15. Red Rose
16. Red
17. White
18. 1415
19. Sleeve
20. Frog

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Baby Boomers Then and Now



Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

Then: A KEG
Now: An EKG

Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now: Moving to California because it's hot.

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids






Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Then: Seeds and stems
Now: Roughage

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
Now: Popping joints

Then: The President's struggle with Fidel
Now: The President's struggle with fidelity

Then: Paar
Now: AARP

Then: Killer weed
Now: Weed killer

Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now: Hoping for a BM

Then: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian








Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint

PEACE, LOVE AND SOUL - EVEN MORE MEANING TODAY!!!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

New Years Traditions & a Soupy Sales Blooper



Whether clinking champagne glasses with friends and family, watching the ball drop in Times
Square or setting off firecrackers at midnight; the world transitions the old and welcomes the new with different customs or superstitions.




In Germany, as soon as clock strikes 12 at night, people are seen hugging, kissing and wishing each other "Gutes Nue Jahr" or "Happy New Year". Bells of churches start ringing loudly. Champagne and wine flow lavishly and fireworks light up the sky.
It is considered very auspicious by the people to have carp (a type of fish) or herring and toast made with champagne or sekt. Cabbage and carrots are also eaten to bring in financial stability. For Silvester, lentil (or split pea) soup with wieners is very popular. It is prepared a few days before the New Year. People also share meat and cheese fondue with family and friends as the New Year feast.


In some towns in Italy, watch out for falling objects. People shove their old sofas, chairs and even refrigerators out of windows on New Year's Eve so they can buy new ones.
Or, take the current year’s coins, place them face up on the window sill on New Year’s Eve to bring good luck.
On New Year’s Day, Italians serve lentils, raisins, and oranges, symbols of riches, good luck, and the promise of love. (Bring on the Pepto!!)


In Denmark young people pound on their friends' front doors and throw shards of pottery, collected from the past year, against the sides of houses. (And we thought we had it loud!)

In Greece, singing children go door-to-door, carrying fruit, a paper ship or star and a green rod cut from a cornel-tree. They tap the family members on the back with the rod for luck. It's customary to throw a pomegranate wrapped in silver foil on the threshold, to spread the seeds of good luck for an abundant year. (Caution, slippery when wet.)

In Iceland , a pantry window is left open and the frost is gathered and saved in a pot marked with a cross, for prosperity to the home. Icelanders believe that elves move into the house on New Year‘s Eve, and could be coerced into giving treasure to those who intercepted them at crossroads.

In Armenia on New Year‘s Eve, goodies are lowered down the chimney on a rope. (No mention if a roaring fire is part of this ritual!)

In Poland pickled herring is eaten to insure luck and prosperity. (Burp!)



In Ecuador, people make straw stuffed dummies and burn them in effigies at midnight, symbolically getting rid of the past. (Checked the smoke detector batteries!)
(The ultimate beach party!)


In Rio de Janeiro, on New Year’s Eve, more than a million people gather on the beaches to honor the "Mother of the Sea," who brings good fortune.
Even the color of underwear Brazilians wear on New Year’s Day has meaning.
Pink brings love, yellow, prosperity; and white, peace and happiness. (Hanes & Fruit of the Loom stocks soar!)

British say,
Take out,
Then take in,
Bad luck will begin,
Take in, then take out
On New Year’s Day, don’t sweep or you will sweep your good luck away, or take anything out of the house-even trash. (Husbands Holiday!)
To insure abundance, bring in new things and if you carry something out, be sure to bring something else in first, preferably a coin concealed outside the previous night.

In Southern U.S. and the Caribbean its tradition that certain foods are eaten, such as Hoppin' John, a dish of field peas or crowder peas (black-eyed peas) and rice, chopped onion and sliced bacon, or substitute ham hock or fatback for the conventional bacon; optional green peppers or vinegar and spices. Eating Hoppin' John on New Year's Day is thought to bring a year filled with luck, and it's eaten by everyone.
The peas, or beans with little black “eyes,” signify coins. Fill your plate with them and your cup will run over, as in the 23rd Psalm. Serving Collard greens symbolizing green money and wealth, and cornbread for gold. On the day after New Year's Day, leftover "Hoppin' John" is called "Skippin' Jenny," demonstrates frugality, and brings an even better chance of prosperity in the New Year.

In Vienna, Austria, pigs are let loose in restaurants and everyone tries to touch them for luck as they run by. In homes, a marzipan pig, with a gold piece in its mouth, is suspended from a ribbon and touched instead. (Ms. Piggy must be a citizen of Austria!)

In Spanish-speaking countries, at midnight, people put 13 grapes into their wine or champagne glass. The grapes represent the 12 months of the old year and 1 for the new year. At midnight, after a toast, people eat the grapes as quickly as possible, making a wish on each one.

For Japanese it’s a customary money tree. Pine and cypress branches are decorated with old coins, paper pomegranates and flowers.
Or, old coins strung on colored threads in the shape of dragon and put at the foot of children's beds. It is called "cash to pass the year", to be saved and not spent.
Today, a money gifts are given in red envelopes.

Now the brain teaser -- and in memoriam to a funny, special comedian who died in 2009. How many of you remember this Soupy Sales telecast that got him in trouble....
On New Year's Day 1965, miffed at having to work on the holiday, Soupy Sales ended his live broadcast by encouraging his young viewers to tiptoe into their still-sleeping parents' bedrooms and remove those "funny green pieces of paper with pictures of U.S. Presidents" from their pants and pocketbooks.
"Put them in an envelope and mail them to me," Soupy instructed the children. "And I'll send you a postcard from Puerto Rico!" He was then hit with a pie.

Several days later, a chagrined Soupy announced that money was unexpectedly being received in the mail. He explained that he had been joking and announced that nonreturnable contributions would be donated to charity.
As parents' complaints increased, WNEW's management felt compelled to suspend Sales for two weeks. Young viewers picketed Channel 5. The uproar surrounding Sales' suspension increased his popularity.
Sales describes the incident in his 2001 autobiography Soupy Sez! My Life and Zany Times.


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! See ya on the radio...that's OGR.