Wednesday, July 8, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ RICK WRIGLEY

Winnie writes……
Hail to our Chief!!
Our own DJ Rick Wrigley is celebrating his birthday. We all wish him the best along with a few well chosen quotes to enjoy and ponder......

And like Bactine (introduced in 1950 as the first modern day antiseptic product replacing iodine) may it help take the sting out of the upcoming 364 days…..
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."

"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened."

"Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative."


"Age is a number and mine is unlisted."



"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."

"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once."

"When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off."

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."

"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."


"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."

"Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it."

"Life is one long process of getting tired."

"Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own."

"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed."

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."

"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything."

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."

"Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age"

"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius."

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