The Omen (1976) One of the spookiest looking kids in movie history.Why won't anyone kiss Dracula?
He has bat breath!
The Birds (1963) Nobody tops Hitchcock . Scatter the birdseed and millions of crazy killer birds siege a small California town.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) The last scene does it for almost anyone!
What do you call a friendly mummy? Chummy!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) A classic B horror film, as scary as the remake, but with a twist.
Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road?
He had no guts!Rosemary’s Baby (1968) “I don’t know nothing about birthin no babies”. Increasingly paranoid about neighbors, her doc, and even her husband as her pregnancy develops.What kind of monster loves to disco?
The boogieman!
Dracula (1931) A standard for Vampire & Dracula movies. Can you say: I Vants to Trink your BLOOD.
How does a werewolf sign his letters? Best vicious!
The Shining (1980) Hear spooky twin girls calling you to come play with them “forever, and ever, and ever,” and Jack Nicholson’s famous line “Here’s Johnny!”. The ultimate in horror film frights will have you sleeping with the lights on.
Where does a baby ghost go while its parents are at work? Dayscare!
Night of the Living Dead (1968)The greatest zombie movie ever made. Just dress those dead in thrift store clothes and teach them to drag their feet.
What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
Amityville Horror (1979)If your new home tells you to “get out”, LISTEN!
Children of the Corn (1984) Order the popcorn w/extra butter.
HAPPY.... HOWL-O-WEEN!!!!
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